Uhuru Kenyatta To Step Down As Kenya’s President…. For A While.

H.E. UHURU MUIGAI KENYATTA, FOURTH PRESIDENT OF KENYA, ALSO COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE DEFENCE FORCES OF KENYA, LIVES IN STATE HOUSE.

H.E. UHURU MUIGAI KENYATTA, FOURTH PRESIDENT OF KENYA, ALSO COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE DEFENCE FORCES OF KENYA, LIVES IN STATE HOUSE.

President Uhuru Kenyatta has pulled off another magical political move by stating that he will will step down as kenya’s president while his ICC case status conference proceed. This means that technically ICC will have to wait a while before a sitting president can stand trial.

During that time, deputy president William Ruto will be the acting president. Ruto has achieved what Others have only dreamed of.

In a televised address , the president said that he wished to be on trial as a private citizen and not as the president.

“It is for this reason that I chose not to put the sovereignty of more than 40 million Kenyans on trial since their democratic will should never be subject to another jurisdiction,”

“Therefore let it not be said that I am attending the status conference as the president of Kenya,” he added. “Nothing in my position or my deeds as president warrants my being in court.”

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South Sudan To Evict Aliens

South Sudan, the newest village-like country has given an ultimatum to all foreigner in the county to leave by 15th October so that Sudan nationals can take over the jobs. It is like travelling back in time, President Idi Amin Dada gave all Asians working in Uganda “until Friday” to leave Uganda and since he was a no nonsense dictator-murderer they obeyed and the Ugandan currency took a dive and it has never recovered
sudan alien eviction
South Sudan as you might be aware is the country where they slaughter fellow humans for fun or after they are told to do that by the fellows who lead, recent one being Machar The terrible , as they slaughter they also rape, burn and plunder and now they have said they do not want the businessmen and other expatriates who have gone there to help them build a nation since to be honest, what do they know about building a nation except maybe speaking English, (the few who can) with an american accent.

South Sudan still has many refugees spread across nations, especially the nation of Kenya and Kenyans will be dismayed by this display of arrogance and stupidity.

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Kenyans love the police

I never though that I would live to see the day the Kenyan public goes out in public protest on behalf of a policeman, like the one happening on thika road. But it is happening, hopefully, this are not easily bought hired thugs for peanuts like those we saw in Migori?

This should also act as an impetus to police officers to know that if they do what the public perceive to be good, they will be pleasantly surprise to learn that the public suddenly turn to be their ally and friends like the US.

We all know a police officer, either a friend a relative or something of the sort and we all look forward to the day we can relate to these people as if they are people like us.

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Joan Rivers Dies

her face as can be seen was, like all of us, all plastic

her face as can be seen was, like all of us, all plastic

A few weeks after she said that all Palestinians deserved to be dead and to die, Joan rivers has joined those who actually died and it would be interesting, I believe, to hear what kind of conversation she is having with the Palestinian kids who were slaughtered by the Jews.

Joan Rivers was 81 years old at the time of her death which, from Christians and Jews perspective is something like eleven years more. It is to be assumed that she was being given all those extra years to mend her way and stop wishing other to die. I have not heard her jokes or seen her comedy so I can not comment on that but if her statement concerning the Palestinians are the kinds of jokes she makes or made, well she was indeed a joker.

Joan rivers will likely be remembered more for her atrocious joke concerning the Palestinians that Jews or/and their representatives were slaughtering than her work of art in the comedy industry which for all we know was possibly top notch.

It may be fitting to say RIP as is custom but that may be an effort in futility

karma is a bitch.

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Joan Rivers Dies

her face as can be seen was, like all of us, all plastic

her face as can be seen was, like all of us, all plastic

A few weeks after she said that all Palestinians deserved to be dead and to die, Joan rivers has joined those who actually died and it would be interesting, I believe, to hear what kind of conversation she is having with the Palestinian kids who were slaughtered by the Jews.

Joan Rivers was 81 years old at the time of her death which, from Christians and Jews perspective is something like eleven years more. It is to be assumed that she was being given all those extra years to mend her way and stop wishing other to die. I have not heard her jokes or seen her comedy so I can not comment on that but if her statement concerning the Palestinians are the kinds of jokes she makes, well she indeed a joker.

Joan rivers will likely be remembered more for her atrocious joke concerning the Palestinians that Jews or/and their representatives were slaughtering than her work of art in the comedy industry which for all we know was possibly top notch.

It may be fitting to say RIP as is custom but that may be an effort in futility

Karma is a bitch.

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Bloated Kenyan Leadership And Easily Duped Kenyans

Duped again. Poor dogs.

Duped again. Poor dogs.

As if MPs were not enough, Kenya had to go on and get governors, senators, women representatives, MCAs. All these fellows have several joyriders such as drivers, cooks, guards and in Kenya style they are under immense pressure to steal public things since it is their time to eat.To steal before it is too late.

I know this is old politics and stuff but really, except for Machakos people who else have benefited from this devolved government things. Are there new roads in your areas because there are none in my area. New hospitals and schools and parks maybe?

The newspapers today are screaming with headlines about the new pay demand by the senators: We are talking millions here for a bunch of Old guys, some as old as Samuel etoo, who are yet to justify why they should exist. Picture this an example. They want 4.2 million annually for Office furnishings .Do office furnishings really need replacing each year? And we all know they will have their way just like the MPs did at the start of their term. You all saw how they ganged up together until they got what they wanted. Kenya is owned by these thieves. News flash.

Stupid Kenyans were once again duped into creating offices and posts that are of no use and they are once again about to be duped into a referendum to give these parasites more money for their concubines and relatives.But hey! It is just a few years and then we leave this green world so no worries unless you are moi and will live beyond 90 years which wont just happen for most of you Junk eating blokes

What do women representatives do? Seriously, what do they do? And county reps? Is not a senator and a governor and all the MCAs and the MPs enough? Come on kenyans, time to grow up and do away with the diaper and your momma’s titty, are you not shy sucking your momma’s titty while on your feet and wetting the bed too? Give these politician the finger and move away from Kenya and maybe go and be a sex slave in middles east or white kissing ass in America or even better, fight your way to the top and eat at the top of the food chain like these other parasite because to be honest, you are only complaining because you are not eating at the table, right? right.

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Luis Suarez Officially Leaves Liverpool Fc

Bye bye nutmegs king.

Bye bye nutmegs king.

Liverpool football club have officially announced through their website that Luis suarez will be leaving the club to join barcelona and the messi entourage.As a football and English language expert, I have to say it is the wrong move for Luis Suarez. Players who become stars at liverpool or improve tremendously seems to conveniently forget that the anfield atmosphere has something to do with their success. Most stars who leave anfield often never replicate the same form they had at liverpool in their new clubs. Look at Owen, Torres, Babel, Rush, Titi camara… (Titi camara?) While wishing suarez all the best, I doubt he will be as good as he was at anfield where every ball near the penalty area was sent to him, just ask torres. Nonetheless, we loved his hard work and determination and as always, Liverpool will replace him so effortlessly that people will soon be asking where was that player (the one that replaces suarez) before. Liverpool have always been good at replacing strikers although very poor in all other departments. So, do not worry about who will replace suarez, the guy is already out there, waiting to become the new kop idle.

This move has helped arsenal acquire Sanchez as a striker so arsenal fan should thank liverpool. Liverpool demanded a lot of money up front and for Barcerona to get it, they had to sell someone to get that cash and sanchez was possibly the only desirable guy from the Nou camp after the terrible performance of the other Spanish players at the world-cup. luis Suarez will now have to compete for attention with the likes of messi, neymer and iniesta while as at liverpool, he competed with the like of sterling, Sturridge and Coutinho. That is a fight especially after Messi exploits at worldcup, but Suarez is a street fighter so he will fight. During his three and a half years with liverpool Suarez missed almost twenty games through suspension first for allegedly racially insulting Evra, then for biting Ivanovic and showing fulham fans the finger. He is currently serving a four months ban from all football activities due to another biting incidence

In a statement to the club website, suarez said:

“It is with a heavy heart that I leave Liverpool for a new life and new challenges in Spain. Both me and my family have fallen in love with this club and with the city.

“But most of all I have fallen in love with the incredible fans. You have always supported me and we, as a family, will never forget it, we will always be Liverpool supporters.

“I hope you can all understand why I have made this decision. This club did all they could to get me to stay, but playing and living in Spain, where my wife’s family live, is a lifelong dream and ambition. I believe now the timing is right.

“I wish Brendan Rodgers and the team well for the future. The club is in great hands and I’m sure will be successful again next season.

“I am very proud I have played my part in helping to return Liverpool to the elite of the Premier League and in particular back into the Champions League.

“Thank you again for some great moments and memories. You’ll Never Walk Alone.”

The Only problem for Liverpool now is how to spend something like 200 million English pounds. That is the 70-80 they received for Suarez and all that money they earned last season. Adios Amigo.

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