Stripping of “indecently” dressed women.

Following the various incidences reported of women being stripped naked for dressing in what some uncouth character considered to be indecent let it be officially known now and here that Kenyans are highly evolved individuals and cultured and would never endorse or encourage such barbaric behaviours from men and toward women. To would be visitors, aliens or local, do not expect that those behavious of those few drank idlers represent the thinking and psyche of all kenyans. No. Simply no

for the libidoless men, here is a picture of a nicely dressed woman

for the libido-less men, here is a picture of a nicely dressed woman

How then, we ask, would these stoical, ignorant men act if they went to Kalahari desert and see how the Khoikhoi and suns are dressed, what would they be stripping? would they go insane if they went to Mombasa coast or even new york city and saw Rihanna in her full armor? It is a shame that sometimes you have to explain to other decent, evolved humans that you share a country with such fellows

While we encourage women to dress nicely, we do not recommend any way, by dressing nicely, it is implied dressing in a way that makes you feel nice and not uncomfortable. Personally I am a lover of the outfit known us a miniskirt especially when it adorns the body of a female whose thighs are cavercious and sexually infectious. If your libido is gone and has been destroyed by overindulgence in cheap liquor, leave those with healthy libido alone and let them enjoy God most pure work of art.

To women, keep up your superior sense of fashion without fear for as Emerson said:

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God’s handwriting.

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Uhuru Kenyatta To Step Down As Kenya’s President…. For A While.

H.E. UHURU MUIGAI KENYATTA, FOURTH PRESIDENT OF KENYA, ALSO COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE DEFENCE FORCES OF KENYA, LIVES IN STATE HOUSE.

H.E. UHURU MUIGAI KENYATTA, FOURTH PRESIDENT OF KENYA, ALSO COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE DEFENCE FORCES OF KENYA, LIVES IN STATE HOUSE.

President Uhuru Kenyatta has pulled off another magical political move by stating that he will will step down as kenya’s president while his ICC case status conference proceed. This means that technically ICC will have to wait a while before a sitting president can stand trial.

During that time, deputy president William Ruto will be the acting president. Ruto has achieved what Others have only dreamed of.

In a televised address , the president said that he wished to be on trial as a private citizen and not as the president.

“It is for this reason that I chose not to put the sovereignty of more than 40 million Kenyans on trial since their democratic will should never be subject to another jurisdiction,”

“Therefore let it not be said that I am attending the status conference as the president of Kenya,” he added. “Nothing in my position or my deeds as president warrants my being in court.”

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South Sudan To Evict Aliens

South Sudan, the newest village-like country has given an ultimatum to all foreigner in the county to leave by 15th October so that Sudan nationals can take over the jobs. It is like travelling back in time, President Idi Amin Dada gave all Asians working in Uganda “until Friday” to leave Uganda and since he was a no nonsense dictator-murderer they obeyed and the Ugandan currency took a dive and it has never recovered
sudan alien eviction
South Sudan as you might be aware is the country where they slaughter fellow humans for fun or after they are told to do that by the fellows who lead, recent one being Machar The terrible , as they slaughter they also rape, burn and plunder and now they have said they do not want the businessmen and other expatriates who have gone there to help them build a nation since to be honest, what do they know about building a nation except maybe speaking English, (the few who can) with an american accent.

South Sudan still has many refugees spread across nations, especially the nation of Kenya and Kenyans will be dismayed by this display of arrogance and stupidity.

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Kenyans love the police

I never though that I would live to see the day the Kenyan public goes out in public protest on behalf of a policeman, like the one happening on thika road. But it is happening, hopefully, this are not easily bought hired thugs for peanuts like those we saw in Migori?

This should also act as an impetus to police officers to know that if they do what the public perceive to be good, they will be pleasantly surprise to learn that the public suddenly turn to be their ally and friends like the US.

We all know a police officer, either a friend a relative or something of the sort and we all look forward to the day we can relate to these people as if they are people like us.

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Joan Rivers Dies

her face as can be seen was, like all of us, all plastic

her face as can be seen was, like all of us, all plastic

A few weeks after she said that all Palestinians deserved to be dead and to die, Joan rivers has joined those who actually died and it would be interesting, I believe, to hear what kind of conversation she is having with the Palestinian kids who were slaughtered by the Jews.

Joan Rivers was 81 years old at the time of her death which, from Christians and Jews perspective is something like eleven years more. It is to be assumed that she was being given all those extra years to mend her way and stop wishing other to die. I have not heard her jokes or seen her comedy so I can not comment on that but if her statement concerning the Palestinians are the kinds of jokes she makes or made, well she was indeed a joker.

Joan rivers will likely be remembered more for her atrocious joke concerning the Palestinians that Jews or/and their representatives were slaughtering than her work of art in the comedy industry which for all we know was possibly top notch.

It may be fitting to say RIP as is custom but that may be an effort in futility

karma is a bitch.

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Joan Rivers Dies

her face as can be seen was, like all of us, all plastic

her face as can be seen was, like all of us, all plastic

A few weeks after she said that all Palestinians deserved to be dead and to die, Joan rivers has joined those who actually died and it would be interesting, I believe, to hear what kind of conversation she is having with the Palestinian kids who were slaughtered by the Jews.

Joan Rivers was 81 years old at the time of her death which, from Christians and Jews perspective is something like eleven years more. It is to be assumed that she was being given all those extra years to mend her way and stop wishing other to die. I have not heard her jokes or seen her comedy so I can not comment on that but if her statement concerning the Palestinians are the kinds of jokes she makes, well she indeed a joker.

Joan rivers will likely be remembered more for her atrocious joke concerning the Palestinians that Jews or/and their representatives were slaughtering than her work of art in the comedy industry which for all we know was possibly top notch.

It may be fitting to say RIP as is custom but that may be an effort in futility

Karma is a bitch.

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Bloated Kenyan Leadership And Easily Duped Kenyans

Duped again. Poor dogs.

Duped again. Poor dogs.

As if MPs were not enough, Kenya had to go on and get governors, senators, women representatives, MCAs. All these fellows have several joyriders such as drivers, cooks, guards and in Kenya style they are under immense pressure to steal public things since it is their time to eat.To steal before it is too late.

I know this is old politics and stuff but really, except for Machakos people who else have benefited from this devolved government things. Are there new roads in your areas because there are none in my area. New hospitals and schools and parks maybe?

The newspapers today are screaming with headlines about the new pay demand by the senators: We are talking millions here for a bunch of Old guys, some as old as Samuel etoo, who are yet to justify why they should exist. Picture this an example. They want 4.2 million annually for Office furnishings .Do office furnishings really need replacing each year? And we all know they will have their way just like the MPs did at the start of their term. You all saw how they ganged up together until they got what they wanted. Kenya is owned by these thieves. News flash.

Stupid Kenyans were once again duped into creating offices and posts that are of no use and they are once again about to be duped into a referendum to give these parasites more money for their concubines and relatives.But hey! It is just a few years and then we leave this green world so no worries unless you are moi and will live beyond 90 years which wont just happen for most of you Junk eating blokes

What do women representatives do? Seriously, what do they do? And county reps? Is not a senator and a governor and all the MCAs and the MPs enough? Come on kenyans, time to grow up and do away with the diaper and your momma’s titty, are you not shy sucking your momma’s titty while on your feet and wetting the bed too? Give these politician the finger and move away from Kenya and maybe go and be a sex slave in middles east or white kissing ass in America or even better, fight your way to the top and eat at the top of the food chain like these other parasite because to be honest, you are only complaining because you are not eating at the table, right? right.

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