maasai are owned by kenya

1. the president of the country is a male and his name is Uhuru Muigai KENYATTA and yes he is  related to Jomo Kenyatta who was the first president, the former  president did serve as a vice president to the immediate former president and the immediate former president also served as a vice president to his immediate former who was the founding president which leads you to knowing the next thing which is

2. Kenya is an unofficial monarch state. Yes, they do state in the preamble of the constitution that it is a democratic republic but this is a lie, those who wrote the preamble are beautiful liers for as you have seen above, all the presidents of Kenya, except the first were vice presidents of the presidents they replaced. A monarchy is a system where only one family rule and often in a despotic fashion and so it does not make sense to say Kenya is a monarchy but this is because you do not know the third point which is

3. In Kenya, there are only two families, the rich and the poor. The divide is so definite and so stark it is often an embarrassment when these two families meet in social gatherings where they are obligated to meet by inexorable circumstances such as in church, funeral, weddings and in sport stadiums. These two families however stay separate in all other important aspect of life, they have their own schools, hospital so that one of these family was not even aware that doctors had gone on strike because the private hospitals are theirs, they even have their own language and the thing about their language is that it is the white man’s language, their children are punished for uttering the vernacular language which bring us to the next point which is

4. you know you are rich and well of if your children can not speak one word of your mother tongue, mother tongues in Kenya are considered deplorable by the rich and the academies schools are making a killing by teaching these rich kid the white man language, this is of cause slavery of the highest order, it is a spiritual, emotional and physical slavery, it is the main reason Kenya will perpetually remain in the doldrums of poverty and backwardness. Language is the essence of the human and when your language is a sauce of shame, you too are a sauce of shame to the world and to yourself

5. Kenya is in Africa. This should have been the first point for to the shame of many who are imitating the white man, he is not all that clever, it is estimated that 40% of the American population believe that Africa is one country. Deplorable, eh? Yes, Kenyan is an African country, whose people was once slave to the British and possibly played a role in getting money for building Liverpool and anfield. Kenya neighbors Tanzania and Uganda to make up the east Africa and by extension the eastern Africa which adds in the mix Somalia, Sudan and Ethiopia

6. In the east Africa, Kenya is the richest and most refined country, it is the most beautiful and accomplished in all aspect, their wildlife awe even the retarded white and even niggers wouldn’t mind gaping at it. Kenya is also the richest spiritually and culturally

7. Kenya is the cradle of humanity. Homo habilis, home erectus, zinjanthropus, homo sapien and so on. I think all the clever human left Kenya and left their retarded brother because although Kenya has a lot of rainfall and is largely a fertile country compared to Egypt or Israel, Kenyan continued to die of hunger and beg without shame for food form countries that have more adverse weather conditions, this imply that Kenyan leaders are not very clever people which might imply that Kenyan are not very clever people since they are the one who elected these unclever leaders.

8. Kenyans women are the most beautiful creatures ever conceived by the universe or created by God, they oomph class, they are adorable, they smile a lot, they have a sweet disposition, most of them are spiritually malnourished and they like it when everyone think that they speak their mother tongue poorly and with an accent. Can you imagine that, speaking your mother tongue with an accent? Mental. Often, these Kenyan ladies have sweet fragrance and speak with sonorous voices and will often attend mass, they have ideals and will not settle for anything less than a formal church wedding

9. Kenyan men are the opposite of the women. Most of them are disgusting and dirty. They like and respect casual sex and are machomanistic. They are possibly the most creative human in the universe and the length they will go to achieve this or that, mostlyjoys of sex is mind-boggling. If Kenya men ruled the world, although they are getting there quickly with obama being in the throne at the United States of America, the world would be a wonderful place to live in.

10. Kenya is the place where U.S. president barrack obama’s fathers was born. If that is not saying all, then all is saying nothing. Kenya is the most recognized nation in Africa. Her athlete prowess is well documented and her wildlife and the magical scene are stunning. Kenya also own the patent to the maasai

 

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10 Responses to

  1. Sigh says:

    You call yourself ‘Kenyanvoice’ and write such crap and untrue things?! Change your title to ‘craphead’ as no one should read such crap.

  2. keynon says:

    this is the true definition of crap.you can blame some of your woes on those who came before you.kibaki struggled and thats why he was able to go to makerere and made him become what he is.his generation is enjoying the fruits of his hard work.your forefathers had an equal opportunity.instead of punching unfounded lies about monarchy he should try and look at what made this people where they are.
    What he is trying to propagate is spreading jealosy of other people achievements into our throut like a cold.yes i call it JEALOUSYNESS.

  3. kenyanvoice says:

    who said kibaki did not struggle?

  4. Gunner says:

    must be joking me

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